.“Name a traffic sign that best describes your love life.”
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
They also come with other tasty insects, real crickets and scorpion fillings.
When I break in new heels
After a break-up
Most people:
Me:
When my roommate judges me for taking a nap at 4 pm
I just look at her like:
When somebody says the girl I hate is pretty
I’m like:
How I feel when I go on a diet
My greatest fear about adulthood
Everyone else will be like:
Meanwhile I’m just like:
My advice on life
A few years ago:
Now:
